This turkey isn’t running, gobbling, or pretending to care. The WDGAF Turkey Tee brings pure Thanksgiving attitude for anyone who’s just here for the food and family chaos. With its shades, deadpan glare, and unbothered confidence, this shirt says what everyone’s thinking before the pie is even sliced.
Whiskey, Echo
Delta, Oscar, November, Tango
Golf, India, Victor, Echo
Alpha
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for comfort through every bite of dinner, this tee makes the perfect conversation starter at your next holiday gathering—or the ultimate gift for that one family member who always speaks their mind.
🦃Style it for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving parties, or any day you’re feeling a little unbothered!
FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT
Our Comfort Colors 1717 tees are designed with a relaxed, boxy silhouette—ideal for laid-back comfort and effortless style
• Check the size chart in the product photos to find your best fit.
• Want an oversized look? We suggest sizing up by one or two for a comfy, roomy fit.
WHAT MAKES OUR SHIRTS SPECIAL
We use Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts, known for their soft, breathable quality and built for all-day comfort.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Premium 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton – Soft-washed & garment-dyed for a lived-in feel
• Relaxed, Unisex Fit – Perfect for men & women, true-to-size comfort
• Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for crisp, lasting graphics
• Double-needle stitching for durability & tubular knit (no side seams) to keep its shape
• From the fit to the finish, these tees are built to be your new favorite
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Keep your tee looking fresh and feeling soft:
• Wash inside out on a gentle cycle with cold water
• Air dry for best results, or tumble dry on low heat
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
• Processing Time: 1–3 business days
• Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days after production
We work fast but never rush the quality!
HOW TO ORDER
• Choose your Shirt Color
• Choose your Shirt Size
• Select Quantity
• Add to Cart & Checkout
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Policies are subject to change, and certain products may carry unique return conditions. Please refer to individual listings for the most up-to-date details.
COLOR NOTICE
Please note: Actual product colors may vary slightly from what appears on your screen due to differences in display settings, resolution, and ambient lighting. We strive for color accuracy, but minor variations may occur.
CUSTOMER SERVICE GUARANTEE
If you have questions, feel free to message us. We are here to support you within 24 hours. Thank you for checking out our small, family-run brand. Happy shopping!
